Dear lady who was only wearing a sports bra and spandex capris at Target,

October 14, 2008

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Oh, pardon me, I didn’t realize that I accidently roamed into the women’s dressing rooms. I do apologize. I’m so embara….. wait a second, this isn’t the dressing room. This is the stationary isle. I’m so confused. Are you not wearing a shirt? Did you happen to misplace it while browsing the $1 bins? Now I know that Target doesn’t officially have a sign on the door reading No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service but I’m pretty sure it’s implied seeing as it’s not a fried chicken shack on the edge of a beach. I’m sorry if I’m being a little harsh. I mean, I totally support the motion to raise women’s self esteem and to have real women portrayed in ads (thanks Dove) but I think you’re kind of taking it a little too far. What’s that you say? It’s too hard for you to lift your arms in order to put on a t-shirt after you’ve done 10 push-ups? Okay, if that’s the case please just do your shopping at WalMart. The patrons of Target are trying to keep the store beautiful.

Thank you,

A slightly confused and obviously more modest woman



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