I have something kind of embarrassing to admit, I like Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Actually, I don’t know if I really like them. I’m more just intrigued by them. I don’t know why this is the case. Is it because they are younger than me and already gazillionaires? Is it the fact that Mary Kate was in a rehab facility that Ryan delivered flowers to in Utah? Is it the fact that they John Stamos on an intimate level? The world may never know. All I know is that when they were on Oprah last week promoting their new book Influences (which I’m totally going to Barnes and Noble to check out) I thought to myself, “Man, if I still had a job I would totally be missing this right now. I’m so lucky.”