Print off letter templates in the appropriate size (I used helvetica). Pin paper to felt and cut around to form letters. Cut felt squares slightly bigger than the letters. Hot glue the cut letters onto the cut squares. String with a needle and twine. Then sing We Wish You a Merry Christmas in the voice of the lead singer of Creed.
Punch out about 100 paper circles and make stacks of three. Run each stack of three through a sewing machine one after the other. Mark them way up and try to peddle them at the Anthropologie counter.
Put tape around one half of the beads. Use brush and acrylics to paint the non-taped side (duh) of the beads. Let dry and take the tape off. String with hemp cord or similar material. Take extra beads and chuck them at the nearest person’s head then claim you have holiday spirit.
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